First comes the grass.
Then the sheeps.
Poo follows shortly. Endlessly. Forever.
A resource waiting for its chance to shine.
All poo really needs is a chance. A chance to show the world what it is capable of. A chance to prove its worth. A chance to reach into the note card market, bookmarks, and, yes -- air fresheners.
Creative Paper Wales is a creative paper company in Wales, wherever that is. Possibly near an ocean. Maybe on an island. An island infested with sheep.
What to do? Where to find creativity?
Ah, the sheep. Close at hand, ever churning away at the grass, veritable fountains of poo.
Creative Paper Wales, located at Twll Golau Paper Mill, Aberllefenni Slate Quarry, Snowdonia, Wales, United Kingdom, said: "Yes, we can do it." So they did.
You can too. "Making simple and attractive paper is enormous fun and remarkably easily learned. You can do it yourself with improvised home made equipment...start making your own paper at home using a kitchen blender." Presumably a spare, but who knows? You can visit Creative Paper Wales's site to find out.
And pursue answers to other questions such as "What is the furthest a sheep has ever flown, unaided?", "When faced with a 'water emergency' a sheep will...", and so on. Sounds like real fun.
Oh, and where can you buy "Rose fragranced Poo-Pourri", and so on.
No, seriously. They really do this.
Update: They really did this. Gone now. Poo is like that. Company dissolved around ten years ago. So, OK, good idea anyway. Creativity is like that.
Some images are still available if you search.
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Me? Freshly washed and all sparkly, my hands too.
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